Wolverine: Office Assistant

Clawing his way up the job posting ads on Craigslist.

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Wolverine’s spent the better part of the week being pretty depressed ever since he was laid off. I tried cheering him up with a cup of tea. I even put it in his favorite shot glass.
The poor guy’s just bummed out. I can tell, because when I asked him to help me write the last chapter of my novel, he never once mentioned the claws. Guy’s really down this time, gang.
I’ll keep you up-to-date on his job hunt. Maybe he’ll find something soon.
Anybody looking for a 1’ tall lego cyborg with adamantium claws, great typing skills, and a keen eye for desk organization?

Wolverine’s spent the better part of the week being pretty depressed ever since he was laid off. I tried cheering him up with a cup of tea. I even put it in his favorite shot glass.

The poor guy’s just bummed out. I can tell, because when I asked him to help me write the last chapter of my novel, he never once mentioned the claws. Guy’s really down this time, gang.

I’ll keep you up-to-date on his job hunt. Maybe he’ll find something soon.

Anybody looking for a 1’ tall lego cyborg with adamantium claws, great typing skills, and a keen eye for desk organization?

Filed under Wolverine claws down depressed unemployed unemployment looking for work writing novel tea shot glass poor guy I might take him shopping for dress shirts just to inspire him

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Well, friends, looks like it’s time to reveal the sad truth: Wolverine was laid off yesterday. Company cut backs forced management to downsize, and his contract wasn’t picked up for another year’s time.

Wolverine was kind enough to break the news to Soundwave and his friends, and he made sure to pack his favorite workplace reading material.

I think the Rubik’s cube was the hardest thing for him, both in terms of the memories he’d shared and the sheer weight of it.

He’ll update his profile accordingly as he finds new employment. For now, he’s thinking of spending the weekend in a drunken haze. I can’t really blame him.

Filed under Wolverine laid off let go cut unemployed unemployment cut backs downsizing claws down claws not up well shit this blows

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Just another late night working. It might look like Wolverine is reading an interesting book, but, no, that’s my day planner. Which I don’t need any longer. Because it’s a new year.

Which would make one wonder why he’s reading it. Maybe I should ask him.

Now I’m concerned.

Just another late night working. It might look like Wolverine is reading an interesting book, but, no, that’s my day planner. Which I don’t need any longer. Because it’s a new year.

Which would make one wonder why he’s reading it. Maybe I should ask him.

Now I’m concerned.

Filed under wolverine 2014 late night working work this is dumb

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When the day starts to get to him, especially during holiday programming rushes, Wolverine likes to unwind with a hot cop of Yorkshire Gold tea. It’s simply the best tea out there. Nothing compares to the rich, fragrant taste of the finest black teas that make Yorkshire Gold.
How do you take yours? Wolverine likes his with a bit of cream and a dash of sugar. He also prefers it claw stirred.
If you disagree that Yorkshire Gold is the best, he’ll be happy to discuss this with you. And by discuss, he means you’ll get the claws for being wrong.

When the day starts to get to him, especially during holiday programming rushes, Wolverine likes to unwind with a hot cop of Yorkshire Gold tea. It’s simply the best tea out there. Nothing compares to the rich, fragrant taste of the finest black teas that make Yorkshire Gold.

How do you take yours? Wolverine likes his with a bit of cream and a dash of sugar. He also prefers it claw stirred.

If you disagree that Yorkshire Gold is the best, he’ll be happy to discuss this with you. And by discuss, he means you’ll get the claws for being wrong.

Filed under wolverine yorkshire yorkshire gold gold hot tea tea black tea best damn stuff out there delicious mmm yum more please this stuff is awesome